I'm running for President. I will cancel student loans.

Everyone:
In case you haven't heard, I'm running for President as an Independent, write-in candidate. I will cancel student loans and replace the federal student loan program. We can actually win this!
Please help.  Tell everyone you know with student loans about the campaign, and support it in any way you can think of.
A former board member of Sallie Mae is actually donating to us.  We're doing something right, clearly.
Word of mouth is what we have, folks. Please let's use it.
Godspeed,
Alan