The Big News... I'm running for President!

Everyone:
I’m running for President in an effort to solve the student loan problem.  Here is the website.  Please spread it far and wide!
I hope you all can appreciate the logic in this.  I could think of nothing else within the bounds of the law to exert enough pressure on the 2 parties in power to get this problem solved.  So here we are!
With 40 million distressed borrowers in the country, we actually have a shot at victory, folks.  See last night's announcement.
It is critical that we get this campaign off to a strong start, folks.  Please donate to the campaign, tell everyone you know with student loans about it, and whatever else you can think of to help!
Truly, this is not a "watch-it-happen" campaign, folks. As with everything we do, this is a MAKE-IT-HAPPEN movement, so please, PLEASE HELP! We will get nowhere without you, and EVERYWHERE with you helping.
God Bless!
-Alan